2x2: Did FLEAS Go Over Quota on the Ark?

by cameo-d 9 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Is Noah to blame for the flea population we have today? Could this have been the source that started the imbalance of nature? If Noah had bathed the animals before boarding.....do you think we would still have pesticides today?

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Do you think the embalmbed body of Adam was really on the ark?

    According to a non-canonical legend (The Book of the Bee), Noah prayed to the mummified body of Adam within the Ark. The body of Adam was allegedly embalmed and passed by Lamech to Noah who placed it in the center of the Ark as a holy shrine.

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    After the flood there was only eight people in the world. right? Which one of them was the first to sin?

    lisa

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo
    After the flood there was only eight people in the world. right? Which one of them was the first to sin?

    According to what's in the Bible it was either Noah for getting blind-drunk or Ham for not covering up Noah's nekkidness

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420
    After the flood there was only eight people in the world. right? Which one of them was the first to sin?
    According to what's in the Bible it was either Noah for getting blind-drunk or Ham for not covering up Noah's nekkidnes

    Sooo nekkidnes is a sin...and it wasn't a woman? lisa

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo
    Sooo nekkidnes is a sin...and it wasn't a woman?

    Nawww nekkidness can't be a sin cos that's how we were made in the beginning!

    The nekkidness was a result of being drunk and then Ham disrespected his dad by not covering him up but instead going and blabbing about it - I reckon that behaviour would even merit a good ass-kicking today unless your dad wasn't someone whose honour was worth defending!

    Hey, here's another thought - will we all be nekkid in Paradise earth then, since that's the way we were originally meant to be?

    Shouldn't someone inform the artwork department that all their illustrations of the new system in the litterature are wrong?

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Hey, here's another thought - will we all be nekkid in Paradise earth then, since that's the way we were originally meant to be?

    Shouldn't someone inform the artwork department that all their illustrations of the new system in the litterature are wrong?

    Wouldn't it be something if the art dept. plagerized Rueben's?

    If nekkid is your idea of Paradise, you should look into joining the Adamites.

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420
    The nekkidness was a result of being drunk and then Ham disrespected his dad by not covering him up but instead going and blabbing about it - I reckon that behaviour would even merit a good ass-kicking today unless your dad wasn't someone whose honour was worth defending!

    If you get drunk and nekkid in front of your kids...it ridiculous to expect them to respect your honour.

    lisa

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo
    If you get drunk and nekkid in front of your kids...it ridiculous to expect them to respect your honour.

    Even if it was just a one-off and totally out of character? Maybe it was when Noah first discovered you could get drunk on wine?

  • TheOldHippie
    TheOldHippie

    But THE Elder - if you get what I mean - in my congregation meant that all mosquitoes came from the mosquitoes the Egyptian sorcerers made, because God would never have created something that lives on blood.

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