Smurfs Really are blue little demons

by TheICE 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • TheICE
    TheICE

    I know most of you are not "true" believers, but I hope you atleast listen to what I have to say, the smurfs are really blue little demons, A sister once had a doll of a smurf and she woke up in the middle of the night and it was humping the cat, once she threw a show at it, it jumped out the window, needless to say the sister and the cat was scared for life. Smurfs may not be the in thing right now but you never know when there going to come back. So please for the sake of your family and your cat stay away from them.

    Disclaimer: all events are based on true live events.

  • independent_tre
    independent_tre

    wow. thanks for the info. no really. thanks

  • donny
    donny

    Smurfs have needs too!

  • yknot
    yknot

    Ice you are too funny!

    Personally the my current fav JW story is from Tony Morris' 2007 DC talk..... where he says verbatim sections of Chicken Soup...

    Here is a JWD link discussing the talk... http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/160768/1/A-Critique-of-GB-Anthony-Morrise28099s-2007-Convention-Talk-Barb-Anderson

  • MadGiant
    MadGiant

    What TheICE doesn’t know is that the Smurfs live in a village of 99 males and 1 female. They have to get out of the village to find some fun. Papa Smurf is having an affair with Smurfette.

    What TheICE doesn’t know is that the Smurfs live in houses made from mushrooms and the scientific community has agreed that those are Psychoactive mushrooms . So they probably have no idea of what they are doing.

    What TheICE doesn’t know is that the cat got a little frisky with the Smurf, and then tries to blame the little creature after they got caught.

    What TheICE doesn’t know is that the sister tried to get some from the Smurf, but she was very ugly and that’s why the Smurf jumped out the window.

    So maybe TheICE need to check TheICE calendar and realize that is 2009. The TV run for almost 10 years in the 1980’s, its 2009.

    I am worldly, and I don’t know anybody who has one of those dolls, not even as a collectible.

    Take care, get a life.

    Ismael

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Humping the cat. Right. The cat would have sliced him into blue ribbons. Good story, though. I love demonised smurf stories. Somebody should make a full length movie.

    S

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Thanks for the important warning. As a cat owner, I took immediate action to safeguard my cats' virginity.

    I threw the smurf into my BBQ and lit her up. The smurf screamed the whole time, and spoke in tongues.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    lmfao!!!

  • Luo bou to
    Luo bou to

    Probably was that Papa Smurf humping the cat. Never did trust him..... little deviate

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Awwww... the little guy just needed some luv'in!

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