Is Connecticut mentioned in Revelation?

by whereami 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • whereami
    whereami

    Email going around in Jdub land. They are all excited about this one.

    This was on the Today Show.

    Wow!

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891#29612053

  • recovering
    recovering

    i live in ct it is not passing

  • minimus
    minimus

    No but New York is.....

    Very interesting video. Government is turning on religion!

  • Kinjiro
    Kinjiro

    next week the BIG A!!!!

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    hahahahahahaahhahaahha

    and the walls came tumbling down........

    All church leaders should spend time in prison

    All parishoners should be "re-educated"....and I think the ex-jws have done a good job here of exposing the lies which permeate ALL religions!

    The hangers-on should be institutionalized in a sanitorium

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Dear Brothers,

    The prophet Daniel, in the book bearing his name, foretold in chapter eleven of that book:

    6 "And at the end of [some] years they will ally themselves with each other, and the very daughter of the king of the south will come to the king of the north in order to make an equitable arrangement. But she will not retain the power of her arm; and he will not stand, neither his arm; and she will be given up, she herself, and those bringing her in, and he who caused her birth, and the one making her strong in [those] times. 7 And one from the sprout of her roots will certainly stand up in his position, and he will come to the military force and come against the fortress of the king of the north and will certainly act against them and prevail. 8 And also with their gods, with their molten images, with their desirable articles of silver and of gold, [and] with the captives he will come to Egypt. And he himself will for [some] years stand off from the king of the north. (NWT)

    Our most recent consideration of the above verses convince us that the "King of the North" is the State of Connecticut, which is on the north shore of the Long Island Sound, that great body of water which directly connects to the East River, which flows past Brooklyn Heights, the site Jehovah selected to house his "faithful and discreet slave" and thier household servants.

    This being the case, it becomes clear that from the perspective of the Universal Sovreign, the village of Oyster Bay, Long Island is the "King of the South," and the prophecy directly relates to the romance of Billy "Pianoman" Joel with the ineffable beauty Christy Brinkley, as the above-cited verses make clear. The reference to "Egypt" in the scriptures refers, not to the literal middle-eastern country, but to a yet-to-appear falaffel stand that will come to exist at the intersection of South Street and East Main Street in Oyster Bay that will cause disruption in the community because of food safety and street vendor licensing issues. The tzatziki sauce dispensed by that stand will be recognized as the "abomination that causes abdominal desolation."

    Certainly these are glorious times to be alive and associated with Jehovah's repository of spiritual truth!

    May Jehovah cause your windows to outlast their original warranty period as this evil, wicked world fast draws to an end,

    Your Brothers,

    The Watch Tower Bible & Tract Society

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