MyService Website, a software tool for Jehovah's Witnesses
by whereami 5 Replies latest jw friends
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wobble
Gee, thanks for posting,if only I hadn't stopped going out in the FM in spring 2007 because in all conscience I could not teach things that are not in the Bible,1914,Paradise Earth,no Blood transfusion etc etc I may have found this of use.
thanks for the thought.
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Wobble
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undercover
Hell...who needs a computer program to pull 8 hours and 4 mags outa your ass when the service overseer calls looking for your time...
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rebel8
hahahaha
They should make one that you can use to download an electronic version of your territory card, complete with a key:
X = Do not call (sneak while they're at work and leave an old ragazine)
= Apostate (cross to the other side of the street when passing by in order to avoid catching Satanic Hydrophobia)
= Dog. Bring treats to distract him
=Kids. Bring treats to distract them
= Do I have to explain this one?
Z = Day sleeper (knock loud--they're home!)
=Hottie who often comes to the door scantily clothed
=Good bush cover on the property for a quick potty break
=Old person who really wishes I'd stop coming but is too nice to shoo me away, good for running down the clock
$=Person who takes litter-ature, good for stoking up the monthly report with placements
=Person who always offers refreshments, good for days you've run out of money for Dunkin Donut breaks
=Slow talker or person who likes to rant, good for running down the clock
Locked apartment building that I somehow "acquired" the key to, good for snow or rain -
BluesBrother
What kind of a nerd would come home and power up the computer to record something that may be noted in seconds with a pencil? Then you have to write it down to give it it.
Perhaps the same nerd who wants to be told (from their screenshots) that "You have not reached your goal yet!"
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WTWizard
I suppose it doesn't come with a list of apostate web sites that are highly recommended. Atheist web sites, too.
Locked apartment building that I somehow "acquired" the key to, good for snow or rain