Paul Harvey and a riddle.......

by closer2fine 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    This is a good reminder.

    This is a sweet, thought provoking challenge:

    READ THE RIDDLE

    Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can
    guess the riddle at the end.

    Paul Harvey Writes:

    We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made
    them worse.

    For my grandchildren, I'd like better. I'd really like for them to
    know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.

    I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn
    honesty by being cheated.

    I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the
    car.

    And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are
    sixteen.

    It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and
    your old dog put to sleep.

    I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.

    I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother. And
    it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.

    When you want to see a movie and your little brother wants to tag
    along,I hope you'll let him.

    I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that
    you live in a town where you can do it safely.

    On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.

    If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one
    instead of buying one.

    I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.

    When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and
    subtract in your head.

    I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush
    on a girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what
    ivory soap tastes like.

    May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a
    stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.

    I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it.

    And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is
    not your friend.

    I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandpa and go
    fishing with your Uncle.

    May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.

    I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through
    your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.

    These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard
    work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life. Written with a pen.
    Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And if I die before you do,
    I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

    Send this to all of your friends. We secure our friends, not by
    accepting favors, but by doing them. Paul Harvey

    RIDDLE: When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the
    answer,compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors.

    What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have
    it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?

    closer

  • dubl_a
    dubl_a

    the answer is (dont scroll down if you dont want it spoiled)

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    "nothing"........

    good post closer.

    aa

  • LB
    LB

    I like it well done. I should listen to Paul Harvey more often. Up here in the hills we don't get radio reception. Or is he even still on the radio??

  • Eyebrow
    Eyebrow

    When I read stuff like that it makes me grateful that my family was fairly poor while I was growing up. It helped me to appreciate things a lot more than a lot of my peers, and I make a special effort to make sure my kids don't take too much for granted.

    But, I don't mind if my kids like beer, just please don't let it be Milwaukee Best. And if I have to wash out any mouths with soap it is going to be with Dial...it tastes nastier than Ivory, heehee!

  • kenny2
    kenny2

    Thank you c2f for posting that. I agree with all of it except the tongue on the frozen flagpole thing.

    Someone who knows,
    Kenny2

  • RationalWitness
    RationalWitness

    Delightful post, Closer. I used to enjoy listening to Paul Harvey every day on an hour-long commute to/from work. "And now you know ... the REST of the story. Good day!"

    RW

  • mommy
    mommy

    Closer,
    Thanks for posting that, I really enjoyed it. I love Paul Harvey I agree with Eyebrow and I am glad that we did not have much growing up, and I still do not care if I have material things. It will amaze you what I can do with $100
    wendy

    When I leave, you will know I have been here

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    With all the crap that's going on, I just got a little sentimental & wanted to bttt

    closer

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