What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?

by John Doe 7 Replies latest social humour

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Pull the pin and throw it back. Neyuck nuck nuck

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    poor dumb blonde!

  • PEC
    PEC

    Throw yourself on the grenade, you would want a blond hurt.

    Philip

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    John Doe, I have an idea. I will pull the pin and throw it to you then I can blame the blonde girl.

  • Ténébreux
    Ténébreux

    What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

    Get down. She's still got the grenade in her teeth.

  • StAnn
    StAnn

    John Doe, how do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.

    StAnn

  • loosie
    loosie

    What's brown and black and blue and lies in a gutter?

    A brunette that's told too many blonde jokes.

  • loosie
    loosie

    At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.

    "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'"

    "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.

    "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"

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