Press Release- Investment Opportunity

by SixofNine 5 Replies latest social family

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA
    (mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under
    the trade name of Mydixaflopin.

    Mydixaflopin will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE
    PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the
    name Mount And Do.

    Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a
    man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

  • Pathofthorns
    Pathofthorns

    ... and the cheap laugh of the evening goes to....

    Smiling

    Path

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    yeah well, considering that the alternative was to jump in the fray and rip some heads off, I thought a cheap laugh was the better part of valor. My adrenaline is still up though, I better go find some more cheap humor.

  • GinnyTosken
    GinnyTosken
    My adrenaline is still up though

    Adrenaline? What a cute name for it.

    Ginny, pondering Jolt, Seven-Up, and and Barq's

  • GatoCat
    GatoCat

    pondering Jolt, Seven-Up, and and Barq's

    Big Red?

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    LOL'ing at Ginny my perfect foil, and COMF my straight man (thank god).

    Bent SixofNine.

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