Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA
(mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under
the trade name of Mydixaflopin.
Mydixaflopin will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE
PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the
name Mount And Do.
Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a
man to literally pour himself a stiff one."