Was Noah tempted to eat the animals he took onto the ark?

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    So what did god give Noah to eat on the ark while he was afloat on the sea? Bags of manna? Did he give him a fishing line and tell him to catch fish?

    You can't tell me he couldn't have stowed a couple of extra cows aboard for a steak on those Sunday afternoon barbecues. And there is evidence to prove it. When Noah's remains were found several years ago it was discovered he was wearing a toga that had boldly emblazened upon it - "I love animals - they're delicious!"

    Cheeses - who still can't come to grips with the current Noah obsession.

  • undercover
    undercover

    Silly Cheeses...manna's for Jews...

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I love dead meat! Why wouldn't Noah? I guess they were all vegetarians back then... but hell, why wouldn't he at least try it? Then god would have directed the angels to throw him and no doubt his family overboard (because god punishes families too, don'tcha know?) and we all wouldn't be around.

    And hey, you bring up a good point cheezes. Did noah bring fish into the arc? They would have all drowned!

    You just gotta love Noah's ark. The biggest load of hooey ever written.

  • Kinjiro
    Kinjiro

    damn you guys... its like dont you'all read the fricckin bible? they were 'vegetablerians'... they only got permission to eat meat after da deluge!!! lol

  • blondie
    blondie

    Supposedly they were vegetarians but it didn't stop Abel from killing animals.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    That's right, Blondie.

    God loves a good killin'.

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