Did Noah's live cargo need to be quarantined before leaving the ark? Who signed all the customs declarations? Did god give him a free pass?
Cheeses - more deep issues regarding Noah's experience.
What about customs and quarantine regulations for the Noah's ark?
by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. 8 Replies latest jw friends
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undercover
He did have to pay a fine for all the liquor they picked up cheap in the Caribbean...
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Kinjiro
The killer item was the cigarrettes...
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keyser soze
I'm waiting for the "What form of birth control did Noah use on the ark?" thread.
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WTWizard
They didn't have national regulations back in those days as we do now. This is because most people were not capable of conscious thinking, and did not know how to exploit others back then as they do now. Plus, the Ark stayed within a few kilometers of where it was launched--it was only the Tigris and Euphrates rivers that flooded, similar to what sometimes happens in the Mississippi today.
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donny
As someone who does ship a lot of product to International destinations, I can tell you that Noah would have been overwhelmed with all of the documentation needed to ship all those animals. He would have to declare what the cargo was, the country of origin of every item being shipped and the correct Harmonization/Schedule B codes. If any of it was incorrect, he would face huge fines and the cargo would be seized by port authorities.
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Leolaia
I'm waiting for the "What form of birth control did Noah use on the ark?" thread.
I tells ya, Noah's wife was pissed that the "romantic cruise" Noah promised her ended up being a danged floating zoo. A real turn-on to have two kangaroos farting in the adjoining room.
Noah had only three sons, and the first after 500 years of life! That's pretty amazing birth control. Or...... 1) Noah didn't quite fancy the ladies, 2) Noah couldn't quite get it up, 3) Noah had another secret Mrs. Noah that didn't make it on the ark.
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Homerovah the Almighty
Posted on the front entrance door of the Ark :
" If you see this Ark a rocking, don't come a knocking "
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Leolaia
What we really want to know is:
Was Noah HOT!!??
Maybe he looked pretty fine for a 600-year-old dude. Maybe he was like Benjamin Button and was smokin' hot by that age.