Did Noah build a protoype of the ark?

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    Was the ark the first boat ever built? If so, that man Noah must surely have had some faith in the critter that told him to build it.

    The wise thing would surely to have built a small scale model just to be sure the thing was going to float. But then I guess Noah didn't have too many options otherwise. A man of faith Noah must have been. Not wise. But faithful.

    Cheeses - who is slowly building admiration for Noah. Might even turn out to be his hero.

  • Luo bou to
    Luo bou to

    Admiration?

    You have yet to mention Noah's SMS (shit management system) that not only provided gas for cooking and lighting but also provided nutrients for his hydroponic orchard and vegetable garden

  • apocryphal22
    apocryphal22

    I think he probably did a feasibilty test and consulted with some Nephilim first. Then maybe a 1:50 scale model.

    The books Enoch and Maccabees indicate that the fallen angels had a hand in building the ark. That would put Noah in more of a supervisory role, bringing donuts, getting coffee. And of course taking all the credit for a job well done.

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Did he(NOAH) sub-contract to the NEPHILIM?

    Why were they then killed?

    Did he atleast pay them for the job done?

    If not, could he (NOAH) be sued for unfair labour practices?

    african GB member

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    Whats with all the stupid queries about Noah and the Ark all of sudden ?

    People in ancient times had almost nothing to do in their leisure time so they told stories to

    one and another, since they already believed that there was an almighty God up in the sky,

    stories revolving around the easily angered, vindictive and violent god headlined most of the them.

    The ironic thing about this whole situation is people thousands of years further on are still reading these stories and mostly are believing in them.

    And that really is a story in itself.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Of course the giants built the ark. Who else was tall enough for the high ceilings needed for the giraffes? And the cubits were not according to the size of human span but that of a giant; that is why the ark was large enough to fit all the animals, it was actually a submersible spaceship (the GOPHER 3000) utilizing the Anunanki technology of the giants' parents. And each room on the ark came equipped with a holodeck to simulate each animal's natural environment.

    Why didn't the giants hitch a ride? Noah was a racist. Plain and simple. He didn't like "their type". But the giants were stupid. Had they organized and formed a proper union, Noah wouldn't have had a choice in the matter.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    The wise thing would surely to have built a small scale model just to be sure the thing was going to float.

    He did make a prototype small scale model. Here's the actual photo.

  • apocryphal22
    apocryphal22

    The Midrash mentions that Og the Giant hitched a ride. Post flood he is mentioned as last of the Rephaim, Duet. 3:11

  • is there help out there
    is there help out there

    He outsorced the work and it was designed on a computer using CAD.

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    Homorover,

    And I was beginning to believe that you had an understanding of the deeper things of god.

    Noah is hot. The in thing. The new black. A role model for all. Trendsetter extraordinaire.

    Cheeses - who is thinking of getting a tattoo of Noah on his butt.

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