Thought-provoking question of the day

by keyser soze 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    Is Shasta still in business, or did they go under when they stopped serving food at the conventions? And why was there never a diet Shasta?

    These are the deep mysteries of life that keep me up at night, and drive me to the brink of madness.

  • Priest73
  • Kinjiro
    Kinjiro

    Same thing happens to me.. with Schaffer!

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    They're launching a new ad campaign. "Shasta- the official soft drink of God's people" (TM).

  • sir82
    sir82

    Our assemblies were so cheap we didn't even splurge on Shasta!

    We got some variety of battery-acid with the name "Vess Cola".

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Another thought-provoker: is that grubby guy with the dirty fingernails and smelly armpits who made Shasta in his bathtub while he took baths, still alive anymore?

    Curious minds need to know these things.

    Farkel

  • undercover
    undercover

    We used to smuggle in Coca-Cola... It is the Real Thing after all

    But you'da thunk we were smuggling in coke (as in the nose candy) by the reactions we got when we tilted that bright red can back...

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze
    Another thought-provoker: is that grubby guy with the dirty fingernails and smelly armpits who made Shasta in his bathtub while he took baths, still alive anymore?

    That would be the cola. The lemon-lime was just his sweat.

  • sir82
    sir82
    The lemon-lime was just his sweat.

    Actually, that's a bit of a relief. I was thinking it was something else....

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