Is Shasta still in business, or did they go under when they stopped serving food at the conventions? And why was there never a diet Shasta?
These are the deep mysteries of life that keep me up at night, and drive me to the brink of madness.
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Is Shasta still in business, or did they go under when they stopped serving food at the conventions? And why was there never a diet Shasta?
These are the deep mysteries of life that keep me up at night, and drive me to the brink of madness.
Same thing happens to me.. with Schaffer!
They're launching a new ad campaign. "Shasta- the official soft drink of God's people" (TM).
Our assemblies were so cheap we didn't even splurge on Shasta!
We got some variety of battery-acid with the name "Vess Cola".
Another thought-provoker: is that grubby guy with the dirty fingernails and smelly armpits who made Shasta in his bathtub while he took baths, still alive anymore?
Curious minds need to know these things.
Farkel
We used to smuggle in Coca-Cola... It is the Real Thing after all
But you'da thunk we were smuggling in coke (as in the nose candy) by the reactions we got when we tilted that bright red can back...
Another thought-provoker: is that grubby guy with the dirty fingernails and smelly armpits who made Shasta in his bathtub while he took baths, still alive anymore?
That would be the cola. The lemon-lime was just his sweat.
The lemon-lime was just his sweat.
Actually, that's a bit of a relief. I was thinking it was something else....