Watchtower Bible & Tract Society settles a billion dollar law suit

by John Doe 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    In what many allege to be the strangest news yet this year, the multi billion dollar religious group known as the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society today settled a billion dollar law suit that alleged practicing medicine without a license, aiding and abedding known fellons, tax evasion, drug trafficking, prostitution, bestiality, serving alcohol to minors, and jaywalking.

    When asked for comment, a leader high up in the hierarchy of the WTB&TS who wished to remain anonymous cited new light as the saving grace for the atrocities committed. "Besides," he said, "it's only money."

    The anouncement was followed by a mass exodus from the ranks of disgruntled Jehovah's Witnesses who were upset that their leader had talked with a "worldy member of the press." Many of them cited plans to move to Montana and merge with the Mormon faith.

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  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    go away

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    April Fool ??

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    get bent

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    April Fool ??

    Nope. 100% serious. Follow the link.

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    John Doe, why don't you make that your avatar.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    As far as I know, we can't change avatars yet.

  • oompa
    oompa

    funny...but too late!.........get up early!........oompa

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    funny...but too late!.........get up early!........oompa

    I didn't intend to fool anyone with it--I was just linking that funny picture. Besides, I intentionally put enough clues in it so that hopefully less than 10% of people would find it believable.

  • quietlyleaving
    quietlyleaving

    I still had to click on the link

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