If I were Satan, would I appear at Times Square in a black cloak wielding a pitchfiork while demanding worship? After 9/11 how well would that work?
If I were Satan wishing to build an earthly oragnization would I appear in a cold cloud of ectoplasm or burst forth from a young child's chest in Alien fashion? Would that fill a building with eager members?
If I were Satan, would I climb into a bottle of pills or a bottle of booze with hopes of causing an early death for my victime? Is killing my potential followers a good long-term business strategy?
If I were Satan, would I climb through the internet with such obvious approaches as kiddie-porn with hopes of prosecuting and incarcerating my followers? Who would listen to a group of inmates offering but a similar fate for following me.