Merge Brooklyn--conspiracy theory

by rebel8 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • rebel8
    rebel8
    merge Brooklyn

    Those were the verification words I had to type in just now when logging in.

    That cannot be a coincidence. Of all the zillions of possible combinations of verification words, surely it couldn't have been a mere accident!

    Does Simon have a secret deal with Brooklyn to send subliminal messages to us?

    Is minimus's avatar really a demonic symbol?

    Is Warlock really a warlock?

    Are pyramids, the Illuminati, and Masons involved?

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    abracadabra Bunko

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    Those verification words are generated by a thousand and one chimpanzees banging away on a typewriter.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    It's Jehovah trying to intervene and turn you back from your evil ways. See, Jehovah is speaking to you through the Captcha catchwords!!

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Or the WTB&TS is further along in internet savvyness than we had previously thought.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Is your excrement infested with miniature computer modules designed to regulate your thoughts and control your mind? Do colonoscopies really serve their purported purpose? Are Hershey squirts really just a harmless euphemism?

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    I think I just had a shit hemmorage...

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I believe in intelligent design of the verification words. They couldn't have happened just by chance.

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