MEMORIAL LOTTERY!!! Great chance for you!!!!

by Albert Einstein 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Albert Einstein
    Albert Einstein

    Hi, in close cooperation with the Governing body of JW I organized for you a Memorial Lottery.

    Just take a guess: How much will be reported by WT partaking at the 2009 Memorial?

    The prize for whoever will be the closest: Dinner with the Governing Body in Brooklyn hdq.

    My guess: 11.543 partaking

    You can ad your guess....

    Whoever will take the closest guess can claim the prize in Brooklyn headquarters. Just come to the reception, and tell the sister "I am here for the last supper with the Governing body".

    Don´t worry, everything is arranged, they are waiting for you.

    Good luck! Sorry, I meant many Jehovahs blessings!

    Albert

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    my guess is 11,666!

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    After reading these apostate boards suggesting that the stagnant numbers are a sign that there is still a long time left, I wouldn't be surprised if they start disallowing a good chunk of the members (you have to be baptized, in good standing, and not borderline apostate in order to count), and that will finally get the numbers down to below 8,000. They might even really slash the numbers by discounting legitimate partakers, somewhere like 2,500 or so, just to scare people into thinking the end is right on top of them. Or, they could go even lower and make them think they have only a few weeks or months left if they put out, say 75, with the warning that all 75 were reportedly near the end of their lives.

    And again, their attempt to rush the end will be a flop.

  • DT
    DT

    My guess is 9,999. I'm sure there will be many more than this, but I suspect that they are going to try to find a way to get the figure below 10,000.

  • Quandry
    Quandry

    10,020. The "rich increase" due to Jehovah's blessing.

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