The real reason for the flood

by bobld 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • bobld
    bobld

    It was not because of wickedness(humans/materialized angels).It was due to a defective design

    of animals.You see when God created the DINOSAURS and they kept multipying at terrific pace.There were

    the Argentinosaurus(135 feet long),Argyrosaurus (70Ft,22 tons),Brachiosaurus (45 Ft tall,85 Ft long,60 tons)

    Tyrannosaurus Rex a hugh meat eating dinosaur (40Ft long,20 Ft tall) all the way to a Zigongosaurus(35 Ft 20 tons)

    These hugh creatures were depleting the food supply and were ruining the Earth.Plus their FARTS stank to

    high heaven and God could not stand the stinky FARTS any more .So God saw the badness and destructiveness

    of the Dinosaurs.And Jehovah felt regrets that he had made Dinosaurs in the Earth,and felt hurt at his heart plus

    the stink of the farts in his nostrils.So Jehovah said:"I am going to wipe those F%%% stinking farting DINO's

    off the the surface of the Earth"That my friend is why you do not see any dinosaurs today.The true story of

    the flood.

    Bob

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Been reading those Church of the Subgenius tracts again, eh "Bob"?

  • wobble
    wobble

    Thanks Bob,

    Now I understand, all those Dino farts caused Global warming, and then the flood. Jeez , I had better cut back on the Curry eating, makes me fart like thunder!

    Love

    Wobble

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Those damn dinos!

    LMAO

  • JimmyPage
    JimmyPage

    At one time the New World Translation even supported this theory. Remember those pictures of dinosaurs on the inside covers of the green bibles?

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    I thought this was going to be about the flooding going on in Manitoba.

  • LockedChaos
    LockedChaos

    SO

    Gods FIRST mistake

    was he/she/it made

    the dinos too big...................

    OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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