A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, he turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you 10 bucks if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 bucks "and" a Big
Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops, turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley"! "YOU RIDE IT!"
Ha!
by John Doe 8 Replies latest social humour
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John Doe
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John Doe
So, you saying you'd take the 20 bucks and a bag of candy?
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dinah
That was cute, Doe.
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Heaven
JD... awww, thanks! I love it. This is something me and my Dad would have done when I was little.
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snowbird
Phew!
Had me scared there for a while, Doe.
I don't get it, though.
Hey! I made that rhyme.
Sylvia
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John Doe
I don't get it, though.
It's just a not so subtle dig at foreign bike makers.
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snowbird
Thanks.
Sylvia
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undercover
Check out this Honda (not custom - from the factory):
