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Sung to the tune of "Who can it be now?" -Originally sung by Men at Work
Jehovah's Witnesses at my door
Their ideology is such a bore
Don't want to join your dumb-ass cult
Don't trust your crude biblical insult
Why do you tell lies about God
Supporting the U.N. was very odd.
Best off if you leave right now,
Don't come in - I will bite like a sow.
Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witnesses at my door
Misquoting the bible even more
Clad in brown polyester suits
And wearing, black army surplus boots
Don't let them in, I plead to myself;
There's a lot wrong with their spiritual health.
They like to isolate you from friends
Here they come, it feels like the bends
Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witness
I need to sic a Rottweiler on then
So they will go away
I do not care if it seems so rude
They just get in the way
Oh... Jehovah's Witness
Oh...Jehovah, Jehovah
Oh oh no