The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama '08.'
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
parking ticket
by John Doe 9 Replies latest social humour
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John Doe
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Barbie Doll
You should have quit while you where ahead. I don't think that would be good for your health,
have to pay for all those tickets.
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Priest73
You should have quit while you where ahead. I don't think that would be good for your health,
have to pay for all those tickets.
try to stay with the class barbie
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John Doe
For clarification, those are not my words. I neglected to enclose them in quotes.
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Barbie Doll
I have a hard time understanding jokes. was that true that was not your car?
or you where just telling a joke.
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John Doe
It's just a joke Barbie. I found it online and reposted it--I didn't write it.
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beksbks
Doe is not nearly that clever Barbie
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musky
Now look what you started.
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Barbie Doll
This is getting funny LOL LOL LOL