A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theatre. When the usher came by he noticed this and whispered to the man: "I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," he said, "if you don't get up from there I'm afraid I'll have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher even more. The Usher briskly marched back up the aisle in search of the manager.
In a few moments both usher and manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they called the police. A cop arrived and surveyed the situation briefly...
"All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Ok Sam, where ya from?" the cop asked.
"The balcony."