If Wolverine were a JW...

by outofthebox 8 Replies latest jw friends

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  outofthebox

  Elder: Brother Wolverine, we need to talk to you about something...

  Brother Wolverine: What's it brother?

  Elder: If you want to be an MS, you need a haircut. We can't let you even pass the microphones if you doesn't loose that beard. It is not christian.

  Brother Wolverine: But, Jesus had a beard.

  Elder: Well, if you want to follow Jesus example, I think you should go to the service more.

  Brother Wolverine: But, I go every Saturday.

  Elder: That's the thing. Everybody in the congregation knows that you can endure more than than. You should be a pioneer, brother. And I hear rumors about cigars? What's up with that? And don't get me started on worldy associations. Victor is your bother, but, you shouldn't spend...

  30 min later...

  Another Elder: I don't know what happened. I found him like that with a X in the chest. I suspect suicide.
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  John Doe

  Who's wolverine?
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  StAnn

  Who is Wolverine? Who is Wolverine? "Wolverine" is the reason Hugh Jackman was voted the sexiest man alive!!! Don't get me started....!!!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8oUhqBYFm4

  St. Ann, who is in a near occasion of sin just over watching the above trailer....
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  ninja

  wolverine's arse must be in a terrible state when he wipes it
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  John Doe

  StAnn, am I to assume you find this character mildly attractive?
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  Waffles

  http://www.cracked.com/video_17328_why-having-wolverines-claws-would-suck.html
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  Mastodon

  Who's wolverine?

  You don't get out much, do you? That would certainly explain a lot...
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  John Doe

  You don't get out much, do you? That would certainly explain a lot...

  I don't consume much pop culture at all, if that's what you're asking.
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  StAnn

  JD, oh yeah, I find Hugh Jackman more than mildly attractive.

  But my dream man is still Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain.

  St. Ann