Ben-Laden tells USA to surrender ... lol

by RR 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • RR
    RR

    I thought this was hilarious, here is the link to the article. Of course take everything this paper offers with a grain of salt.

    . http://www.theonion.com/onion3745/bandaged_bin_laden.html

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  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    I looked at the article. That is a nice picture too. I especially loved this part.

    "You may have dozens of bases in Afghanistan. You may have thousands of bombs," bin Laden said. "But know this: We still have three or four guns and a full crate of bullets. And some knives, I think. You cannot hope to prevail."

    We have three or four guns and some knives, I think. LOL

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  • Farkel
    Farkel

    He sounds like the famous "Black Knight" of Monty Python fame!

    Farkel

    "I didn't mean what I meant."

  • Bang
    Bang

    Did he say, "do as I say, because your world will end soon and ankar is going to get you", or did he say, "I am the boss of you, I am the boss of you, kneel before our ankar he told us"

    It's like I've heard that before.

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  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    ***We have three or four guns and some knives, I think.***

    Is this genuine? Omah Bin Laden already bought America to it's knees with a handful of tiny knives think what he could do with a complete cutlery set.

    unclebruce

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