JW idear of a good time

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  • is there help out there
    is there help out there

    > Subject: Cute
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    > There are two statues in a park; one of a
    >> nude man and one of a nude woman.
    >> They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,
    >> when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single
    >> gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward
    >> for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal
    >> winters, you have been given life for thirty Minutes to do what you've
    >> wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
    >> running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes
    >> rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out
    >> of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
    >> minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?'
    >> She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This
    >> time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'
    >>
    >> ------AND WHAT WERE YOU
    >> THINKING????

  • Psychotic Parrot
    Psychotic Parrot

    I thought it would be a sparrow lol

    But it was a pigeon hehe, very funny!

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