When you're a hammer,

by John Doe 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    everything looks like a nail.

  • Waffles
    Waffles

    Crowded elevator smells different to midget

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    When you're a mother, every child's "mama" sounds like your child's.

    Sylvia

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    When you're a mother, every child's "mama" sounds like your child's.
    Sylvia

    I used to watch cattle out in the field. It was amazing how the cows knew their calve's bawling. When the young one would be separated from the herd, and would get hungry, lonesome, or whatever, it would just go "Maahhhh," and it's mother's ears would prick up and she'd come running, even if she was across the field. All the other cows would act as if they didn't hear anything.

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    "When your only tool is a hammer..........." Yeah, I like that one, too.

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    I'd rather be a hammer than a snail. (As I used to misunderstand the Simon and Garfunkel song when I was wee )

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    When your a hammer......life is full of hard knocks! ..............God thats terrible.....how about.......You can bang all night long......yeah better.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Yep, mothers know their babies' cries.

    However, if you're in, say a crowded store, and one child yells out, "Mama!," you'll see all mothers snap to attention!

    It's fascinating to watch.

    Sylvia

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    "When your only tool is a hammer..........." Yeah, I like that one, too.

    I like my version better.

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