Christian Myths and Thoughts

by Jackyboy 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Jackyboy
    Jackyboy

    I need to clear somethings up... Thanks!

    1. When I visited some big churches in Europe, ie, Notradamn (sp?). I saw the church being covered with gargoyals, why is this?
    2. Does God sing?
    3. Why did God create the universe when God has no needs?
    4. How come it took God so long to decide to create Earth?
    5. I heard something about a guy giving birth to three sons, and one of those sons committed a sin, and he became black, the other son committed another lesser sin and became asian.
    6. Many Civilizations such as Japan, China and mostly Asian countries has never heard about God even though their civilization spans to 2000BC, why is this?
    7. How can an Angle who is supposed to be pure of goodness turn against God and become evil?
    8. How does God know what everything tastes like, ie. like Chicken tastes like chicken, and pork tastes like pork?... hmmm... I'm not sure what I'm trying to say...
    9. I heard a JW should not bow down to any symbol or picture of God or Jesus (From Watchtower Book). But why do people in churches always bow down to the big giant cross in the end of the church?
    10. What's the pope's relation to Jehovah?
    11. Yahweh sounds cool, can I use Yahweh instead?
    12. Why does God have a grudge against homosexuals?
    13. Many people believe that playing God is strictly prohibited (ie. cloning humans), but God is supposed to know all, and he is supposed to know that we would eventually discover cloning, wouldn't that mean he approves of this?
    14. God says he knows everybody, and he knows if a person is going to follow God or not, so God can forgive that person. But if God knows the future, wouldn't there a destiny for us? that we cannot choose our own lives?
    15. God says he can see everybody at once, but considering that earth is 3D, how does he see everyone when it's only possible to see one side of earth at a time?

    Thanks for your time.

    Cheers
    Jack

  • ricoananas
    ricoananas

    Hi Jack, I can think of a few:
    1. Gargoyles look like priests the morning after.
    3. For the hell of it.
    7. They get bored.
    10. None.
    15. The earth is really made of clear plastic. We see it as solid because it's an illusion.

    Rico.

  • duped
    duped

    ricoananas,

    I like your thinking. So I thought I would try to add to it.

    2. only gangsta rap

    4. He was having a hard time picking out a color scheme

    10. I though they were 3rd cousins twice removed?

    11. Yeah....Way!! Go ahead

    duped

  • Rex B13
    Rex B13

    >1. When I visited some big churches in Europe, ie, Notradamn (sp?). I saw the church being covered with gargoyals, why is this?

    They liked creepy looking winged bipeds?

    2. Does God sing?

    Have you heard the wind through the trees or the gentle lap of waves against a sandy beach?

    3. Why did God create the universe when God has no needs?

    Companionship?

    4. How come it took God so long to decide to create Earth?

    Time did not exist before creation. "How long" is not even a question.

    5. I heard something about a guy giving birth to three sons, and one of those sons committed a sin, and he became black, the other son committed another lesser sin and became asian.

    Where did you hear that?

    6. Many Civilizations such as Japan, China and mostly Asian countries has never heard about God even though their civilization spans to 2000BC, why is this?

    Oh really? You better brush up on history and quit spending so much time at amateurish atheist sites.

    7. How can an Angle who is supposed to be pure of goodness turn against God and become evil?

    Free will?

    8. How does God know what everything tastes like, ie. like Chicken tastes like chicken, and pork tastes like pork?... hmmm... I'm not sure what I'm trying to say...

    That's obvious.....

    9. I heard a JW should not bow down to any symbol or picture of God or Jesus (From Watchtower Book). But why do people in churches always bow down to the big giant cross in the end of the church?

    That's utterly stupid. LOL, You have never been in a church, have you?

    10. What's the pope's relation to Jehovah?

    The pope is a sinner and God is almighty.

    11. Yahweh sounds cool, can I use Yahweh instead?

    "I am" is more accurate or "Iyeh Asher Iyeh"

    12. Why does God have a grudge against homosexuals?

    The male's penis made to insert in the female's vagina, not another male's anus.

    13. Many people believe that playing God is strictly prohibited (ie. cloning humans), but God is supposed to know all, and he is supposed to know that we would eventually discover cloning, wouldn't that mean he approves of this?

    God is sovereign, He controls all through intent or permission.

    14. God says he knows everybody, and he knows if a person is going to follow God or not, so God can forgive that person. But if God knows the future, wouldn't there a destiny for us? that we cannot choose our own lives?

    Both predestination and free will are biblical, how much of each is up to debate.

    15. God says he can see everybody at once, but considering that earth is 3D, how does he see everyone when it's only possible to see one side of earth at a time?

    God exists outside of time, therefore He is entirely unrestricted by any natural force that He has created.

    Thanks for your time.
    Cheers

    Yakki da,
    Rex

  • zerubberballs
    zerubberballs
    1. When I visited some big churches in Europe, ie, Notradamn (sp?). I saw the church being covered with gargoyals, why is this?

    Architects way of asserting thier masonic view.

    2. Does God sing?
    No he doesn't even shower.

    3. Why did God create the universe when God has no needs?
    If I believed in God I'b be with Rex on this one and i'd say the earliest motive for everything was Gods loneliness .. he therefore needs men as much as they need him.

    4. How come it took God so long to decide to create Earth?
    Who told you that? LOL God, if he exists, is beyond our time and space (something thought long and hard about by men like Einstein but you won't hear discussed in Watchtower school)

    5. I heard something about a guy giving birth to three sons, and one of those sons committed a sin, and he became black, the other son committed another lesser sin and became asian.
    And they all went sailing off with thier sweetarts to populate a new world.

    6. Many Civilizations such as Japan, China and mostly Asian countries has never heard about God even though their civilization spans to 2000BC, why is this?
    ??? Bollocks! LOL How is it then that great Chinese Emperor what iz face invited Buddhist, Catholic and Hindu priests for a great debate? The Pope chose not to send a deligation for obvious reasons. (asian history proffessor you ain't!)

    7. How can an Angle who is supposed to be pure of goodness turn against God and become evil?
    Some Angles are obtruse.

    8. How does God know what everything tastes like, ie. like Chicken tastes like chicken, and pork tastes like pork?... hmmm... I'm not sure what I'm trying to say...
    I often ask this myself .. I mean when God made lemons did he know they'd go so well with fish?

    9. I heard a JW should not bow down to any symbol or picture of God or Jesus (From Watchtower Book). But why do people in churches always bow down to the big giant cross in the end of the church?
    To bow is to show respect and loyalty .. devotion sentimental stuff like that.

    10. What's the pope's relation to Jehovah?
    They're passionately in love but like all love, it's really self love.

    11. Yahweh sounds cool, can I use Yahweh instead?
    Use YaWaKeR it's more intimate.

    12. Why does God have a grudge against homosexuals?
    His only bastard son ran off and shaked up with a dozen of 'em.

    13. Many people believe that playing God is strictly prohibited (ie. cloning humans), but God is supposed to know all, and he is supposed to know that we would eventually discover cloning, wouldn't that mean he approves of this?
    Many people believe that God walked into Moses tent and was only disuaded from smaking him upside the head when Moses wife brandished a knife, cut of the end of her babies dick and threw it at Jehovahs feet. (i believe this proves YHWH was Jethro .. another day)

    14. God says he knows everybody, and he knows if a person is going to follow God or not, so God can forgive that person. But if God knows the future, wouldn't there a destiny for us? that we cannot choose our own lives?
    God talks to you eh?

    15. God says he can see everybody at once, but considering that earth is 3D, how does he see everyone when it's only possible to see one side of earth at a time?
    LOL!
  • Jackyboy
    Jackyboy

    God doesn't wash himself? eww... That's disgusting... does his armpits stink as much as humans since he modelled us in his own image?

    Jack

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    maybe i was wrong about God .. maybe she takes meteor showers

    unclebruce

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