by Witness 007 5 Replies latest watchtower bible
Knorr banned them because the bible says...."families must worship together".....but sitting thru a Watchtower study where the topic is "Porniea" and little 7 year old Johnny puts his hand up and answers: "Jehooova...hates oral sex!" Watchtower conductor: "Yes, thank you Johnny...good comment..."
Not apropriate. Kids should have Sunday school for kids, where they learn "kids Principles." How they sit thru that boring crap is amazing!
You forgot... after Johny, raises hand little Jennifer and comments: "Jehovah also hates anal sex"
"You are very bright!" Said WT conductor..
Then 5 years old Joe raises hand "And we also must avoid mutual masturbation!"
"Very good comment little Joe!" .....
OMG - Thats why I like meetings!!!! Albert
Knorr apparently didn't get the memo that in most churches families do worship together. Sunday school is not worship.
Note to self: don't masturbate in The Hall.
Note to self-righteous moralizers: keep opinons about sex to self.
My kids leave for their own homily, then return for prayer and singing at my church. I like that they get a simpler explanation of the scripture readings and they get a little break in the hour service. They are there for he worship part, so we do worship together. Of course, I have never heard sex discussed in detail at a public assempbly since I left the org.
Angie
They teach children that having sex can lead to violent outcomes, as in graphically depicted destruction at Armageddon (real soon). Anyone doing oral sex will get destroyed as depicted. And they are teaching small children these things, as reality.
Yet they will not allow anyone, even adults, to watch movies that have fantasy violence.
