MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND ________________________
'Hello, is this the Police Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there... shit loads of it!'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St. Johns ' Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd...Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Newfoundlanders know how to get'er done!!!)
Marijuana Filled Firewood In Newfoundland
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Heaven
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oompa
Big Chuckle!.........NICE....my kind of humor.........oompa
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Satanus
Up here, in commie canader, we tell a lot of newfie jokes. Actually, newfies tell more than the nonnewfies. I think it's to disguise how smart they really are.
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Heaven
Yesterday was kind of rough. My ex IM'ed me this and it made me laugh... so I thought I would share it. I sure need to laugh!