My 2 personal favs are :
" i'd love to take you on a date sometime, your so cheap and undemanding! i'd take you to a MacDonalds, order 2 cups of tap water, you'd have 1 sip and the date would be over!" !!!!!!!!!!!!
or
" i really like to yodel, do you like to yodel? have you thought about us getting together and yodeling in harmony?"
can anyone beat those?