Bloodless black sausage created for Jehovah's Witnesses

by whereami 4 Replies latest jw friends

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  whereami

  Why not just go Kosher?

  article source: http://www.thinkspain.com/news-spain/16813/bloodless-black-sausage-created-for-jehovahs-witnesses

  Bloodless black sausage created for Jehovah's Witnesses
  By: thinkSpain , Monday, July 13, 2009

  A sausage-making company in Palencia has launched a new product - Morcillas Ecuménicas or Ecumencial Black Sausage - made without blood and aimed at Jehovah's Witnesses who will now be able to enjoy sausages without comitting a sin.

  The new product is the result of sixth generation sausage maker David Ramos Truchero's curiosity, knowledge and insistence combined with a specific request from members of this religious group.

  Jehovah's Witnesses' religious beliefs, or more specifically verses 3 and 4 of Genesis chapter 9, do not allow them to consume blood so at their request, David Ramos, son of Demetrio Ramos, famous for Villada's onion 'morcilla' has been working on developing a 'bloodless' sausage.

  After a number of experiments, Ramos has managed to find an ingredient that mimics the effect of blood, i.e., binds the other ingredients (rice, onion, lard and spices) together.

  Ramos is pleased to have created a sasuage that has the same texture and taste as a normal 'morcilla' or black sausage and that 'cannot be distinguished in a blindfold test' although he admitted that it is impossible to create the same dark colour.

  This is not the only innovative sausage the Ramos family has come up with, having already experimented with sausages with olive oil instead of lard for vegetarians as well as sausages with raisins, pine nuts and sunflower seeds.

  Another new product recently launched by the company onto the market is 'morcilla' paste in glass jars with a two-year shelf life enabling it to be exported anywhere in the world.

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  asilentone

  I saw that topic earlier this morning or last night, I do not remember who started that topic.
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  ldrnomo

  What he should have done is just put in all of the FRACTIONS separately then it would have been alright.

  LD
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  HintOfLime

  Finally! I remember as a witness black sausage was just one of the many forbidden fruits I lusted for.

  Lets see what other products or services we can come up with for the 'witness niche'...

  • Field Service Outsourcing - Let our teams in india and china can fill out an impressive publisher sheet at half the cost, and 1/4 the time american publishers take!
  • Professional Health Services - Our approved medical devices help prevent possible damage to the sexual organs (and mind) for witnesses who are single and not permitted to touch themselves.
  • Rent-A-Son - Lost a loved one who refuses to serve the hive? At Rent-A-Son, we provide you with a safer alternative to your apostate children. With a wide variety of both sons and daughters, as well as husbands, wives, and even grandparents - you can feel safe knowing that your loved one will never fall prey to Satan's way of thinking again.
  • Witness Porn - These erotic images have convenient circles cut out in place of the model's face. Simply place a snapshot of your husband/wife behind the circle, and viola! (Witness porn cannot be taken out of the bedroom, and will immediately ignite if divorce is filed.)
  • Armageddon Survival Kit - This survival kit foregoes bulky expensive items like water and flashlights, but instead contains a pocket NWT, space for 20 copies of both Watchtower and Awake! magazines, a trumpet to play when all the wicked people are dead, and a convenient folding shovel for use in the cleanup work - as well as digging up coffins filled with your favorite ressurrected bible characters!

  And this week our top seller is:

  • Custom Bookshelves - perfect for storing massive heaping piles of literature on.

  - Lime
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  imconfused

  Armageddon Survival Kit - hahaha - I just burst out laughing at my desk - "trumpets, shovels & digging up fave bible characters"