I Am Your Chauffeur!

by Englishman 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  Englishman

  This is just for fun, and addressed mainly to our American and Australian cousins.

  OK! Here we go.

  The Scenario:

  You have recently won a million on the lottery. You have decided to travel and see the World. Yesterday you landed at London Heathrow, where you were whisked to the Hotel Savoy. Today you are well rested, well breakfasted and rarin' to go. I come to your breakfast table and introduce myself as your guide / chauffeur for the next 3 days. Your every wish is my command, I am at your service.

  My question is this: Where would you like me to take you, what would you most like to do?

  See the Mill Hill bethel?

  Go out in field service?

  See a game of football at Millwall? (Not even die-hard football fans like visiting Millwall).

  Something else perhaps?

  Englishman.

  Bring on the dancing girls!
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  jayhawk1

  Englishman,
  How about we go see the Scottish Claymores play instead?

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

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  jayhawk1

  Englishman,
  Even if you will not like the American Football experience, I am sure you will like this.
  

  Come on and give it a try, after all you are my Chauffeur.

  "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

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  DazedAndConfused

  I for one would want to be taken to your house to spend 3 days with you and your wife. I think I could sit and listen to you for days..........not to mention go to the pub with you.
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  AMarie

  Englishman:

  Unfortunately, I don't know much about the best places to see in England, so I would probably just have you take me to all the coolest pubs in the country. That would be considered a dream vacation to me~lol.

  AMarie
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  D wiltshire

  I would like to go to Stone-henge.
  Camelot
  Participate in Guy Fawkes effigy burnning?
  http://www.gunpowder-plot.org/

  If someone lived a trillion X longer than you, and had a billion X more reasoning ability would he come to the same conclusions as you?
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  ashitaka

  I would like to see Cornwall, (probably a 200 pound roundtrip trip from Heathrow) besides visiting you and your lovely wife, (along with the beer you serve).

  I'm a history buff, so anything along those lines would be very appealing....

  Yet, I have to say....Scotland, anyone?

  ashi
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  Simon

  I'm with jayhawk1 ... drive me somewhere that they have cheerleaders - the greatest invention ever. I don't care what the sport is ...

  Failing that, I'd like to visit the British museum and go round without the WTS commentary.