anyone help?
highdose has swine flu...needs cheering up
by highdose 7 Replies latest jw friends
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brinjen
Maybe a joke will help?
*clears throat*
Why do elephants paint their toes red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?....
Works huh?
*dodges the rotten tomatoes and blocks her ears to the boos as she quietly exits the stage*
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Mickey mouse
Get some Tamiflu!
Hope you're better soon.
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cameo-d
You have a PM.
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highdose
thanks cameo
yes i've been to hospital and everything, have to wear a stupid mask when i go out, and have been told not to go out if i can help it. They won't give me tamiflu though unless i'm dying(!)
feel crappy and rather like a lepper
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Scully
You could get even with those nasty piggies.... and have pork chops for dinner!
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MidwichCuckoo
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, 'so what are you watching?' Billy says, 'Wimbledon'. A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!' -
MidwichCuckoo
Get Well Soon Highdose!!! Hope you're feeling better soon
