Remember, the GB picks the theme, approves the script, etc.....
So a modern day drama will start out typically with
Husband getting home from work,
Wife has meal ready, unless she is a bad wife, which will be noted throughout the drama
Kids walk through, say hi, have no time for dinner, on way to play outside with worldly neighbor kids
Husband looks at wife and says "We used to be happier then this. What happened?"
Wife says, "When you and I pioneered....."
(insert bullshit dream sequence)
Wife then says "Brother elder/former CO/Missionary said that he missed you at the meeting and would like to have a cup of coffee with you. (insert laughter at innocent attempt to arrange indoctrinating shepherding call)
Husband sighs, shakes head: "Wife, those 5 years pioneering when our contraception worked were the 5 happiest years of my life. I can't remember a single individual thought I had. Those were the days....."
Segway to one of husbands kids at school
Evil worldly high schooler, dressed in knee high socks and a one inch heel: "Hey there JW kid. When will you hang around us kewl kids? We are going to smoke camel dung and worship the dark lord Satan, followed by hours of painful sex and jail time! Why do you always say no?"
JW kid thinking to himself: "If I say no, Jehovah will be proud of me, and then I can save myself for a closeted gay ex Bethelite elder who will have sex with me once a year. If I say yes though, I will displease my indoctrinated parents, Jehovah will smite me, I might get pregnant from thinking about sex... I might even masturbate again! Plus, I really like that boy. He is so cute and popular! And he seems disease free!"
JW kid: "Ok, I will go..." (gets arrested)
Elder drops by after parents post bond: "Say, do you remember when you were happy?"
JW husband thinks to himself: "No, can't say that I have?"
Elder: "That was when you were so busy pioneering and doing everything we told you to do that you were to busy to think. Wouldn't you like to go back to the good ol days?"
JW husband: "Yes! But how can I since my kid just got busted for smoking camel dung, worshiping Satan, and standing next to (gasp!) a boy!??"
Elder: "Well, lets look up this scripture at....." (good time to get up, go to smelly convention center bathroom, and scratch nuts. Walk around with the non spiritual people at the DC who are desperately trying to keep the last 5% of their sanity. Smile at each other knowingly....)
(End of drama) Family is dressed up, out in service. Mom just signed up to Reg Pioneer again with her paroled daughter. JW husband has had lips surgically attached to the ass of the Elder who did Shep call. Recently promoted to "Assistant to the Assistant Book Study Conductor". Hopes to be Ministerial Servant in 2-10 years.
Loud reworked Kingdom Melodies blast through Convention Center as Family with elder walks off stage to thunderous applause. Hundreds of single pioneer sisters get unusually aroused at thought of worshiping Jehovah for large stretches of the week in their 10 year old Honda.... Chairman walks up, thanks participants, and says after song, we can now feast on Hoagies and Shasta Lemon Lime....
Ah, the good ol days....... Thanks for reading this rambling BS.....