You know, I imagine there's some sort of initiation ceremony that's involved with becoming a member of the sanctum sanctorum. The dewey-eyed sycophants mentored into supporting this imaginary entity - the magical Governing Body.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EkBuKQEkio
The video doensn't exactly apply, but I must echo the words "Let me put it this way - Have you ever heard of Plato?, Aristotle? Socrates?- Morons!"