The difference between Heaven and Hell

by glenster 0 Replies latest social humour

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  glenster

  A bigot's view of the difference beteween Heaven and Hell
  by George Carlin
  
  In Heaven...
  
  The Italians are the lovers,
  The French cook the food,
  The Swiss run the hotels,
  The Germans are the mechanics,
  And the English are the police.
  
  In Hell...
  
  The Swiss are the lovers,
  The English cook the food,
  The French run the hotels,
  The Italians are the mechanics,
  And the Germans are the police!