by Albert Einstein 8 Replies latest jw friends
Have you ever thought about having your car blessed by a priest? It is cheper than insurance...
It is very popular in Russia. Priests are ready to bless your car against an accident (10 US dollars) and for a special extra fee you can also have an anti-theft blessing.
Picture taken in Moscow...
Albert
Wonder what Martin Luther King (the original, not the civil rights activist) would have thought of this?
I heard about home funerals yesterday, allowable in most American states now. Maybe it's a service for a family member.
Could be. Why not do it, yourself? Picture your energy extending from your body, going over top of the car towards the back. Then picture your energy going underneath it, and all around, until you have it totally wrapped. Now say, MINE, like you really mean it. You could also picture the bubble that you created around being filled w light. You could also walk around it burning incense or sage. Native americans used sage. Thay also used smoking tobacco. This kind of like canines marking their turf, or cats marking things w spit. We can learn from animals.
S
Btw, i don't do this on my car. Sometimes, i might do it in a room where i am.
I splashed my Car with Holy Water.......Circuit Oversear piss. Have not had one accident in 10 years!
If your car were demonized, would it spit out green antifreeze and spin around and around while over-revving its own engine?
W007: Congratulations! Great idea!
JW WOODS: Well in that case, your car needs a shepperding visit.... ask your elders....
Albert
Get the co to pee on the wheels of all the cars in the service group. No demons or dogs will touch any of youze and yourz.
S
My Porsche has never spit out green antifreeze. But it is an aircooled 1996, and I do hear that those newfangled ones are susceptible to Satan.
BTW, maybe that guy is hoping they can transmute his ride into either a Jeep or a Mercedes, as both are visible in that picture.
My Ferrari came from the factory as a good Roman Catholic and is also immune.
My Rolls-Royce is BRITISH and everyone knows that the British Royalty are far too dignified to be bothered by the demons.
