terrorist cells in the KH (jw e-mail)

by lancelink 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • lancelink
    lancelink

    "TERRORIST CELLS in the Kingdom Hall"


    Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating
    in many of our Halls. They have been identified as Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin,
    Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Satan,
    trained these groups to destroy the congregation. The plan is to come into
    the Hall disguised as Christians and to work from within to discourage,
    disrupt, and destroy. However, there have also been reports of a sixth
    group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin. It is actually the only
    effective counter terrorism force in the Hall. Unlike other terrorist
    cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes
    along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the
    congregation. We have notices that the Bin Prayin cell group has different
    characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, and Bin
    Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ.
  • Lucky Calamity
    Lucky Calamity

    Hopefully, they've also Bin Loggin'in to JWN too!

  • Hope4Others
    Hope4Others

    thats pretty funny....

  • dinah
    dinah

    It's probably funny, I can only see half of it. There's a big ol' ad blocking most of the post.

  • caliber
    caliber

    The whole animal kingdom is laughing !!!!!

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    Yeah, get that stinkin ad off the post!

    Outaservice

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    a new cell spin-off from
    the email has been formed...
    bin barfin

  • Beta Male
    Beta Male

    Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating
    in many of our Halls. They have been identified as Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin,
    Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin. Their leader, Osama Bin Satan,
    trained these groups to destroy the congregation. The plan is to come into
    the Hall disguised as Christians and to work from within to discourage,
    disrupt, and destroy. However, there have also been reports of a sixth
    group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin. It is actually the only
    effective counter terrorism force in the Hall. Unlike other terrorist
    cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes
    along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the
    congregation. We have notices that the Bin Prayin cell group has different
    characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, and Bin
    Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ

  • Locutus of Borg
    Locutus of Borg

    Har!!!!

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