After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia , Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep ?"
Luigi said, " Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
" Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food.
She brough ta da vino , some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.
The conductore come aby , waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car.
Musta use a dining car .'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino !
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino , I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore , he waga is finger again and say,
'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'
"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore , he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice .. ' Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia ! ' " Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus
Italian American
by RR 3 Replies latest social humour
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RR
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Priest73
Nice.
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Priest73
Norfolk gets pronounced half a dozen ways around here ;)
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DaCheech
ha ha