11 people on a rope

by Yizuman 4 Replies latest social humour

  • Yizuman
    Yizuman

    Eleven people were hanging on a rope,
    under a helicopter - 10 men and 1 woman.
    The rope was not strong enough to carry them
    all, so they decided that one had to leave,
    because otherwise they were all going to fall.
    They weren't able to choose that person,
    until the woman gave a very touching speech.
    She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman,
    she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or
    for men in general, and was used to always
    making sacrifices with little in return.
    As soon as she finished her speech,
    all the men started clapping ........

  • bluecanary
    bluecanary

    Never happen. Not because men aren't that stupid, they just aren't that appreciative.

    /kidding. I likes the mens.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    I thught her husband would have fallen off when he reached out to slap her!

    Farkel

  • Lillith26
    Lillith26

    LOL Good one Yizuman. My son asked me one day why dont girls have doodles? I told we are all born with one but they shake the babies at birth and the doodles fall of the smart ones lol I did tell him I was only joking.

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    I thought the speech was going to go on until all the men decided to let go and get it over with.

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