So I had to go this morning to do my drug screening for the job I just got hired for. I didn't go to the bathroom all morning, just so I would have plenty to put in the specimen cup. Anyway, I start doing my thing, and I guess I stopped paying attention for a split second, because before I knew it I was peeing all over my hand!!!! I thought I was going to lose it!! Between laughing and gagging, I was really having a hard time of it!!!
Job Update - My Drug Screening
by heybaby 5 Replies latest jw experiences
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jamiebowers
Years go when I went to do drug testing, they kept me waiting for over an hour. When I was finally allowed to pee, I got so excited that I peed down my leg while trying to sit on the toilet and manuver that stupid cup.
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mkr32208
You guys are gross... lol...
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Gregor
I was so nervous I spilled half the borrowed pee out of the ziplock bag before I got it in the cup! jeesh!
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John Doe
I guess it would be tough to hit a cup with nothing to hang on to.
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Goshawk
Remember hearing a nurse berate a construction worker one time.
"Damnit I said half full!"
10 other guys waiting in line just started laughing.