A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out
since
he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of
its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs
it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place...
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she
says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they
go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She
listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO
incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
Wait for it.
It's coming. .
The suspense is killing you, isn't
it?
She says:
'You just happened to catch my
eye.'
DaDadummmmmm....
by Yizuman 2 Replies latest social humour
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Yizuman
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jeanniebeanz
You're a sick man, Yiz... funny, but sick...
*laughs!*
J
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Witness 007
Ooooooh sexy! A girl with a lazy glass eye is always a stunner in Australia......Growl baby yeah!