I waited 37 years to pull a Christmas Cracker and lost!

wouldacouldashoulda

Did any of your 1st experiences of a non witness activity produce funny results?

I hope I win this year!

w
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Xmas cracker, I know, but how do you lose?
wouldacouldashoulda

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I got the half without a gift. I think american ones are different.

w
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Okay, I get it.
So, is someone trying to tell you something? lol
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My nephew showed up at mom's for his first Xmas unexpectedly, his first one since leaving the JW's.
Realizing he had no gifts, felt bad, went to the convenience store (Circle K) and bought several items.
Wrapped them in the shopping bags. It was very sweet of him.
BabaYaga

I lost when I did my first (and only) ones, too... they were duds, they didn't "pop".
Dang it all.