random topic for the day

OnTheWayOut

Rick James was drunk and was trying to tell me a joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKT3-FdOLYM

I remember being slapped for yawning in the third grade by Mrs. Hoover (45 yrs ago) Being the good jw's they were at that time, my parents were convinced it was not because I didn't get enough sleep but because we were experiencing religious persecution

crapola

I've never been slapped in the face, but have had several spankings in my childhood that I'd rather forget.

Farkel

That time I asked a women in a bar to go to bed with me and she said no. Then I asked, "so I suppose a bj is out of the question, then?"

Farkel, Makes Up Stuff CLASS

dissed

My dad didn't believe in slapping. He preffered smacking us around instead.

My wife said her mom slapped her for saying the word "bitchen". I told her, she says that in front of me and I would do the same.

Joshnaz

My mom slapped me for saying something that had so much common sense it embarrased her.

beksbks

The only time. Trying to defend my neice/best friend from her drunk and abusive boyfriend. Once I got over the shock, I let him have it! He was soooooooo sorry.

compound complex

For being born, or was it when I was born...?

CoCo

snowbird

I've never been slapped, but I slapped my smart-mouth 11-year old g'daughter back during the summer.

I apologized to her, begged forgiveness from my Lord, and vowed never to do it again.

Sylvia