just a thought.
NOAH MAY HAVE HAD NO READING MATERIAL ON BOARD
by badboy 7 Replies latest jw friends
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Farkel
This has been brought up before, but just the logistics of shoveling out all the animal poop from the Ark every day couldn't have been accomplished by just 8 people. I've seen an elephant poop. It ain't a pretty sight.
And remember, it rained so hard for 40 days and nights that NO one could have gone outside the covered part of the Ark to poop over the side and lived to tell about it.
Maybe "Jehovah" stopped up their butts for the year the Ark was floating around. Considering He broke every known law of physics to produce that much rain out of nowhere to flood the entire planet and yet save all the fishes, marine animals, insects and plants at the same time, a little butt-corking wouldn't have been that hard.
Yeah. That's what He did!
Now, about that fresh meat all those thousands of predators needed to eat every day...
Farkel, Fairy Tale CLASS
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John Doe
And remember, it rained so hard for 40 days and nights that NO one could have gone outside the covered part of the Ark to poop over the side and lived to tell about it.
What if there were a covered part within the boat that had the bottom open to the water below--an indoor outhouse if you will.
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Farkel
:What if there were a covered part within the boat that had the bottom open to the water below--an indoor outhouse if you will.
Yeah. Then all God would have to do is merely lift up the Ark from the water so the water wouldn't come rushing in from the trap door each time any creature, man or beast, had to take a poop. Sort "Ark bobbing", if you will.
That works for me!
Farkel
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is there help out there
Boy he proberly wished he had acopy of Playboy and if he was gay Playgirl.
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badboy
BTTT
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shamus100
BOINK! :D
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strymeckirules
noah probably had the first and second book of adam and eve and enoch's books to read.
it's also probably the only reason we have these books today...