Some REALLY stupid comments Christians have made to me during preaching!! Anyone else?

by Witness 007 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    1. A Pentecostal Return visit told me a "christian science group" stuck a microphone many miles down an abyss and picked up screaming and torment in hell.....he had no proof but FULLY believed this.

    2. An Adventist man claimed Dinosuar bones were put there by evloutionist athiest and are all a hoax!

    3. A man claimed he was the original "LAZARUS" from the bible.....okay, so the weird part is, the brother with me tried to "reason from the scriptures" that he wasn't...lol.

    4. Adventist who claimed "wine" in the bible refers to plain "grape juice".......so Noah and Lot got ripped on friggin rasberry cordial!

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I heard the screaming in hell scam. What it was is a microphone placed down a deep hole. Yes, it picked up sounds. However, most of those sounds were from the earth itself. Every time a volcano erupts, it makes noise (which can travel through solid matter like the earth easier than through air). Every earthquake makes noise that can be picked up by these microphones. These make very loud noises, which can be mistaken for groanings of people (remember, the sound from earthquakes will reflect off and could pass the microphone many times before finally weakening).

    And, there are surface noises. Every time a tree falls, or you get a rock slide, you get impact noise on the earth. While you cannot hear it from the surface, if you place a microphone 10 miles into the ground, you are more likely to hear it (especially if it is firmly attached to the rock mass). To hear the noise, you have to get down to the bedrock (the soil and sand can dissipate this noise). You get a huge tree falling, you get a soft noise (which can, despite being muted by soil, reflect off the rock mass numerous times). Rock slides and avalanches are more directly attached to the rock mass, and will make louder noises. All of this can be mistaken for screaming, if someone is looking for this.

    What is happening is that fundamentalist Christian "scientists" are doing this (or their bosses are fundamentalist Christians). You get this data interpreted as hell screams. They then claim to be unbiased (which is usually a lie), so that they can be more credible to back up the hell stories found in so many of those tracts. People are thus more likely to be scared, and become religious themselves (which supports the church's purpose). This in turn weakens science even more, preventing us from launching into the 16th 21st century.

  • teel
    teel

    #4 is a firm belief of the adventists, I've had a long talk about this too. My main issue was Jesus turning water into "grape juice" - the adventist insisted the persons at the wedding drunk real wine as the Bible tells us, but Jesus actually gave them grape juice, and they liked it better than the wine! Surely that adventist was never drunk in his life

  • designs
    designs

    Rasberry cordial, hickup!

    The worse reactions we got were during the Vietnam War years from Right Wingers. People would bring their flags out and start singing the National Anthem, geeez.

    Had a few Pentecostals start the whole speaking in tongues routine, that was always entertaining.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    All Adventist believe that? How dumb.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I think the ones on the giving end were 1,000,000,000 times more stupid than any householder.

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