If might be a Jehovah's Witness if...................

by Sour Grapes 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Sour Grapes

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you have never

  blown out birthday candles.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if when you think

  about your summer vacation you think of the swimming

  pool at the hotel where you will stay for the District Assembly.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you never played on

  basketball, football, or soccer teams while you were in school.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you don't know what

  a pine tree smells like in your house in December.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you have never been

  to a R rated movie at a theater.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you have more suits

  or dresses in you closset than casual dress clothes.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you quit a good paying

  job because your employer required you to work overtime

  on meeting nights.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if when your were a child

  you never got to watch cartoons on TV on Saturday mornings.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you would never ever

  own a two door car.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you did not go to your

  high school prom's.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you were offered a

  college scholarship but turned it down.

  All of the above just make me Sour Grapes!
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  TheClarinetist

  I had never actually seen a two door car (with a back seat... I had seen a convertable) till a couple months ago. My reaction? "They actually MAKE those?"
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  QuestioningEverything

  ...........your mom never bought you "lucky charms or frankenberry" cereal.
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  penny2

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if you have never been on a proper date.

  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if the only thing you celebrate is wedding anniversaries.
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  dissed

  You might be a JW if you go to bed at night dreaming and picturing all the people of the world being killed at Armageddon.

  You might be a JW if you envision all the little boys at the KH with no clothes on.

  You might be a JW if you refuse to alert the authorities of a child molester in the KH because you want to protect the GB's image.

  You might be a JW if you spend your late evenings preparing for meetings and checking out the latest porn on the Web.

  You might be a JW if you come on JWN just to check it out
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  White Dove

  *sigh*
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  White Dove

  ...if you have loads of homework on a meeting night and get in trouble the next day for not having it done.

  ...if your parents scold you for the above. They are just so unreasonable!