The memories of you playing Barbie with your sister always include you buying up all the other Barbie's houses and foreclosing on their mortgages.
Do you have any other signs?
w
You know you are rich when....
by wouldacouldashoulda 9 Replies latest jw friends
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wouldacouldashoulda
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SixofNine
It helps when your Barbie is sleeping with Constable Ken.
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wouldacouldashoulda
When you fill out a survey, you can't help laughing because
the "Annual Income" box only goes up to $500,000 a year.w
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JeffT
You realize that you're one of those people you used to think should be taxed to death to pay for all those government programs you wanted.
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dissed
When all your junk mail is from Republican Headquarters asking you for money.
When you get extortion letters from Democrat Headquarters demanding you give contributions or else?
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DJK
When I have someone to talk to in times of trouble.
BTW, my parents were named Barb and Ken.
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wouldacouldashoulda
...Frugal mode to you means buying
one diamond bracelet at Tiffany's
instead of two.
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kitten whiskers
...your bed is dry even though it is pouring rain outside.
...your children are tucked in safe and warm.
...your spouse rushes home from work each night to be with you.
...no matter the house, your family is there to make it home.
...your dog will love you no matter what religion you are!
...you have eyes that "feast" upon nature and the world's charms around you.
...you have enough in your bank account to keep the bird feeder full! LOL!
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DaCheech
you own the whole monopoly lot of lots
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TJ - iAmCleared2Land
...you're no longer afraid of elders, your money stays out of the contribution box, and you stay in bed on Saturday mornings without guilt.