Brothers and Sisters, rejoice!
For jehovah is making your heart happy! That's right. Jehovahs witnesses are known as a "happy people", and do you know why that is?
Because we're DEMON-FREE!!!!
With the new improved (thank Jah that lawsuit went nowhere) HAPPYDUB - "DEMON-DETECTOR!"
Thats right...demons are EVERYWHERE!
Rev: 12 & 9 - Satan “is misleading the entire inhabited earth.”
In your jeans, (don't you know bluejeans originated with gays?) CD's & Dvd's....blankets, furniture and clothing, air fresheners, diapers, cars, rings, contact solution, grandpa's hearing aid, condom's, anti-perspirant, toilet paper, books, circuit overseers,...etc
And above all...Smurf's! 
The HAPPYDUB - "Demon-Detector" cranks out 1200 watt's of ass-kicking demon-disintegration ! Just plug this puppy in & point it at the infested incubus, the malignant monster, the beastly barghest!
.....and watch your home transform back into a haven for spiritual inculcation.
Yes, The "Demon-Detector" will even work on your sucklings!
Great Idea! Use the Demon Detector...then finish the job with the HappyDub "Rod Of Reproof" to make sure those eidolon are gone for good.
So be as fearless as christ was, in showing satan, just who the cock is in your yard, with the HAPPYDUB "Demon-Detector." 
Need more proof?
Consider these testimonies:
".......I had a Cd collection 'Full of demons'!...but thankfully the "Demon-Detector" showed me that Beyonce, 50 cent, Bobby Brown & my entire Shakira collection were demonized. Daddy had me burn them...then run them over...then burn them again. Now even tho' all I've got left is Prince to listen to, I'm confident that I'm serving jehovah in my youth" - Tammy Wastdyears.
"......My toaster was popping up too soon! Damn thang was full of demons. Just pointed the "Demon-Detector" at it, and presto!.....my toast is perfect now. Who'd wanna eat demons? Be shittin' beelzebub outa yer drawers fer weeks on end. Ever tell ya I was a colportuer?" - Rex Halitosisintheservice.
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Rumspringa/Nightgoat
HAPPYDUB Inc. Presents: "The Demon-Detector"!
by Rumspringa 3 Replies latest social humour
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Rumspringa
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parakeet
Seen "Ghostbusters" a few too many times, Rumspringa?
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Rumspringa
"Seen "Ghostbusters" a few too many times, Rumspringa?"
No...but i've sat thru way too many meetings about the dangers of demonic influence.
But imagine if Akroyd & Murray had one of those,...and a visit to a KH was in the film?
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parakeet
But imagine if Akroyd & Murray had one of those,...and a visit to a KH was in the film?
That would have made a great scene -- dubs running and screaming when the demon dectector pegs the needle over the Memorial wine.