Hi all, Jookbeard said in a recent thread of a sister saying she hadn't seen him for a while to which he replied "that's because I haven't been here." I have to attend a few meetings as I will visit my parents who don't know I am fading. Also the memorial and assemblies I still have to attend for a while for the wife's sake. So along those lines, what will dubs say to me, and how can I, in the spirit of jookbeard, give a good reply? What's the best thing you've ever said to a dub?
Meeting coming up... help me Flying Spaghetti Monster!
by KingAgag 7 Replies latest jw friends
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Albert Einstein
My favourit:
Elder: "Where were you Albert, when you were not at meetings lately?"
Albert: "Oh yes, Iam gonna tell you and you will start going there as well..."
Elder: Completely confused, doesnt dare to ask anything more, thinking "Whats wrong...? He was supposed to apologize to me for missing meetings...."
Albert
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wha happened?
an old buddy of mine whom we knew each other b4 becoming dubs I still chat with. He asks where I go and I say in a joking manner; "I'm inactive" and he just laughs
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MissingLink
Ignorant Dub: We haven't seen you in a while.
Me: (putting on concerned face) I know, I've been worried about you. It's good to see that you're making an effort though.
Then, before they have a chance to reply, pretend something urgent has come up (easy if you have kids) and quickly walk away.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
I haven't tried it, but you might say that you've been attending meetings online.
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creativhoney
look at them in horror, say.. "did you not know"? and when they say "know what"? just say. .ahh I better not say then for now. . .
and change the subject....:O
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creativhoney
look at them in horror, say.. "did you not know"? and when they say "know what"? just say. .ahh I better not say then for now. . .
and change the subject....:O
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Georgiegirl
ML and CH - CLASSIC!!!! ROFLMAO