A worldwide phenomenon haz caused great concern among top aviarists. The massing of unusually large populations of birds haz bird watchers everywhere puzzled. "The birds seem to be populating beyond their food supply", said Professor Tom Turkey,'we are at a loss to explain it!' There haz also been an increase in bird attacks on humans, with even the lowely sparrow spoiling for a fight. "these birds seem to be on a mission", said Dr. Hornbill, who haz called for a world summit on the matter. One explanination haz been offered by the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society of N.Y., who point to God az the source. According to the beliefs of the Jehovaha's Witnesses, God will shortly destroy 99.99% of all humans on the earth that are not Jehovahas Witnesses. Pointing to the book of Revelation,whom they claim to have the only 'true understanding', they welcome the birds az a sign that God iz "getting hiz clean-up crew ready for a very large meal." When querried az to what the (non witnesses) can do to avoid this fate,Joe Rightous, a W.T. spokesman said,"Who cares, I'll own your house." Stay tuned for more details!
Ya know what though? All the yrs I was associated with the cult i could never see the sheer ridiculousness and utter stupidity that such a belief could give rise to.
This is too funny.
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"it's like the one thing we all have in common is that we got played by a cult and a bunch of old men and no matter what it will always be a part of us no matter how much we distance ourselves from it"~ Ghostquote
Thats funny. For the 20 years I grew up in "The Organization" I too was guilty by virtue of brainwashing to look at the large crows and make such comments about feasting on dead bodies. Ironic that the Witnesses make such grandiose claims to be the most loving people in the world, yet amongst one another make some of the most morbid and disgusting comments a person could conceive.
Just my 2c.
The true Kingdom of God is located in your heart, not an organization of hypocrites.
I remember the book study when the book being studied was the Revelation Climax book. This was at the book study where books were studied.
Anyhoo, the conductor (overseer?) used the everyday illustration of birds we see quite often on the roadside eating up the fleshy parts of road kill. We drive by the same scene every day and every day there is a little more gone from the carcass until one day it is all eaten up. And that, friends, is how Jehovah will dispose of the dead bodies after Armageddon.
