APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
Name_______________________ Date of Birth________________ Height_________ Weight______
Date of Baptism ____________IQ___________ GPA_______ Social Security No._______________________
Driver License No.______________________
Home Address__________________________________________________________________________
Are your parents in the truth?_________ One or both?____________ How long have your parents been married?____________
Have you ever served at Bethel? If so why aren't you still there?
Do you own an appropriate field service vehicle?___________
Make and Model____________________________________
How many Hours, Mags, and RV's have you averaged over the past year?____________________________________
What spiritual goals do you presently have?
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Additional space in the back!
In 50 words or less, what does the word "LATE" mean to you?
In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
What congregation do you attend?___________________________________ How often?___________
Please provide names and phone numbers for the following:
Presiding Overseer______________________________
Secretary _____________________________________
Service Overseer________________________________
Circuit Overseer________________________________
District Overseer________________________________
Zone Overseer _________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your parents? __________
When would be the best time to interview your Presiding Overseer? _________
Have you pre-planned your funeral? __________
Funeral Director's name and address_________________________________
Answer the following questions honestly. All answers will be kept strictly confidential
A. Name the 12 apostles___________________________________________________________________________
B. From memory, can you name the books of the Bible forward and backward? If not, why?________________________
C. If you were beaten and every bone broken in your body (because you tried to kiss my daughter) do you feel you would be entitled to a resurrection? ______
D. A woman's place is in the _______________________________________________________________________
E. What do you want to be IF you grow up?__________________________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE.
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Signature
Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Please allow two to four years for processing. You will be notified in writing if your application is approved. In the meantime, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CALL OR WRITE MY DAUGHTER, due to risk of personal injury. Of course, should you become an elder in the congregation in the meantime, then we would consider your application sooner.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
Got this in my email
by stillin 8 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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stillin
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VIII
The *GPA* is the only thing that doesn't really fit within the WT dogma
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stillin
I know, and it would be funny if it weren't so sad...
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VIII
Tell us you aren't trying to date a JW gal. Please!
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stillin
I'm pretty sure it's a gag. It made ME gag!
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doublelife
A brother that I went to pioneer school with emailed this to me a few years back.
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LoriJis
i remember someone gave this to my father when i started to date so they could give it to my current husband.....oh well - guess it didnt work - LOL
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Nathan Natas
it's a good thing no JW would ever consider identity theft using the personal information requested.
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meangirl
To me shows how shallow witnesses are especially the question "are your parents in the "truth" and if so "one or both" and oh "have you ever been to Bethel".....Those things don't mean a thing. So stupid.